WILL YOU RESPECT ME IN THE MORNING?

Posted: February 15, 2012 in Just Life
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Yes, you survived another V-Day, but how did you feel the morning after? Did you wake up the happiest person in the world because someone loved you enough to buy you a 14k gold necklace from Kay? Did you enjoy vacuuming rose petals left all over the house? Flossing the fur from your teeth because the large stuffed animal in your bed holding a heart looked pretty hot in your dreams? What did the scale say, “whoa, too much steak and chocolate?” How long did it take to peel away the lace lingerie glued to your body with whip cream? Was the dentist able to fix the tooth you broke while eating expired edible panties?

If you answered yes to any of the above questions then you are not invited to any more Spelling Bees!

V.A.L.E.N.T.I.N.E.

 

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Comments
  1. Ah…V-Day. All red and saccharin and overpriced.

  2. supertramp says:

    Hahahahahahhahaha @ “Was the dentist able to fix the tooth you broke while eating expired edible panties?”

    I’ve read this post fairly 10 times and I still laugh everytime I read this line!

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