SEARCH ENGINE SABBATH: 3

Posted: August 11, 2013 in Just Life
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STAT 3

I’m starting to have this fear that when I die, Mister St. Peter is going to question me about my stats page before opening the pearly gates.

People have needs and the mysteries of cyberspace lead them to me; I am merely a vessel.

Seriously, it’s not my fault that girl fights are so hot, especially those Indian and red head ones.

It’s also not my fault I was born with a cranky face and a hot hairy ass. I mean I can’t help that I sexy and I holes, right?

The crack baggies I can explain… they aren’t mine… they belong to one of my hood buddies.

And so what if I can’t drink water because I hate it, what happened to free-will?

Plus, I should earn pearly points because I am a giver not a taker despite the use of graphics. Sometimes we just need to spice things up.

I think instead of trying to explain my blog to Mister St. Peter that I will assertively say, “Man, I am so sick of your bullshit.”

Then I’ll raise my shirt to let him know I’m packing heat and hope he respects me in the morning.

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Comments
  1. Sigh, no matter what you do…he won’t respect you in the morning…he won’t respect any of us and seriously…that’s HIS problem.

  2. Dace says:

    “hot hairy ass” and “will you respect me in the morning” made me laugh for a bit. Really nice way to find your blog. I guess, whatever it takes to get people here and hope they will hand around

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