I’ve decided I want to do something unique and special for those of you who honor me with awards. It really does mean a lot to be connected to others and though we may never know why we have crossed paths, the collision should at least be fun.

Here are the rules:

  • You have given me an award so I give you the following love stamp to post on your home page or in a post. This stamp is my way of saying thank you; now tattoo my face on your ass. [click the photo and copy the URL to your widgets page]

  • If you are the first to give me an award that I do not currently have I will add you as a caption under the award on my home page and on this page.
  • You cannot give me a duplicate of an award you already personally gave me.
  • If you want to give me an award I already have (but that you didn’t give me) then I will link you on this page under the award.
  • I probably won’t follow any of your writing rules, but I will pass my received awards on to others in some creative form.
  • OR I’ll be overwhelmed by my own creative distractions and go into isolation, so just take the stamp for fun and write a caption about what an ass I am.



The Dissemination of Thought: Will make you laugh or make you feel the size of a pea.

The Future of Hope: Has a cool pic and made me come out of the pirate closet.

Five Second Rules: A mom you need to follow if you have kids, are planning to have kids, or know people who have kids. Hysterical.

The Future of Hope

The Future of Hope

I traded one of my LOVE STAMPS for the DOTTY HEADBANGER AWARD FOR BEING MENTAL AND LOVING IT because I needed a quick fix. However, the trade required one condition: The award must be higher up on my blog than the CLOWNONFIRES’ ALAN SMITHEE AWARD.

Sorry Clown, I have no shame. I also have four questions to answer according to the award rules.

  • The only bricks I own are bundled Franklin’s in an undisclosed location.
  • I never put any kind of sausage (Cumberland or not) in my mouth.
  • An inventive way of using a cookie: Chocolate Chip Feminine Hygiene could be a new trend.
  • If I could choose a mental illness it would be Tourette’s and my obsessive phrase would be—Shark-livered varmint!

Clown On Fire :Anyone who says they love my grossness and allows me steal, is pretty cool.

blue lily storm: writes in all lower case, has a surreal edge, and could help give some insight into your future.

Five Second Rules

  1. clownonfire says:

    Fuckin’ a!
    Le Clown

  2. michellebloom says:

    i like that you created your own way to respond to awards. inspiring!

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